no but i can see pavel and leo getting married and like when they’re cutting the cake jim takes out his phone and shouts “DO IT FOR THE VINE” to pav and pav smASHES A HUGE PIECE OF CAKE IN LEO’S FACE ANd the camera cuts to pavel and jim running away screaming
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Warnings/Spoilers: None for any of the movies
Disclaimer: I am an amateur; I don’t get paid, nor do I mean any harm or disrespect to the owners.
Beta: Unbeta’d besides a qick once-over by yours truly.
Summary: Kirk orders Bones to be creative in order to lure Chekov out of an important meeting whilst on an away mission
Words: 1392, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
- Rating: Mature
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Leonard McCoy, James T. Kirk, Spock, Pavel Chekov
- Relationships: Pavel Chekov/Leonard McCoy
- Additional Tags: away mission, Humor, Frustration
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Put on the red shirt.
We knew this moment would come. We knew, living and working on the Enterprise would lead us to this.
– Jim, are you out of your fcking mind?!
– Bones…? What is it, what is that tone?
– I’m not kidding, captain, you’re making a huge mistake if you put Chekov into this position! He cannot execute the things that Scotty did, you cannot expect that of him!
– Dr. … I think you’re mixing personal feelings with your discipline that you must show at work. Don’t you think?
– THE HELL I THINK!
I think you can do that, Pasha. I really do.
– How much time left?
– ‘Bout an hour.
– Good. Just … One last time, da?
I really think you can do this job. But don’t you freakin’ dare to appear at my sickbay. I’m warning you….
RED ALERT +++ RED ALERT +++ RED ALERT +++
There’s a leak in the machine room. Any survivors?
We cannot find any. No signatures.
Computer, where’s Pavel Chekov? – Pavel Andreievich Chekov is chhbzzzww––––––– … . .
im shipping mcchekov now even though the name makes me laugh cause it sounds like something u order at mcdonalds so yes ill take an order of mcchekov and a side order of mccshame
(This is a beginning and a rough draft of the first couple paragraphs. Enjoy!)
Pavel stared out the window of his one bed, two bathroom apartment in New York. The snow was falling lightly on the balcony of the apartment and the sun cast a smooth glow on the snow against his metal balcony. He could hear the rushing of Taxis and buses down below, and the faint sound of Christmas Jingles. Christmas was a week away.
Pavel sighed. He was lonely. Which would be hard to say when he was in one of the most luxurious apartments he had ever owned. White leather sofas. White walls, and some walls that were mostly made of windows with a front view of the city. The apartment had all the new gadgets. A remote control fireplace, Starship models from before he was even born up to now and the newest advances in security. Everything that a young man could have wanted an more. Except Pavel didn’t want all the fancy things or even the boyfriend that was sleeping in his room right now. Especially not the boyfriend. Pavel wanted something and someone simpler. He wanted a simple life.
Pavel had been raised in Moscow, Russia. His parents were wealthy and decided that they would be better off in New York, the epitome town of the rich and wealthy. It’s where everyone went who were wealthy. And it’s where he and his parents went when he was only five years old. Pulled from Moscow, his homeland.
Now Pavel was seventeen and he was living on his own with his boyfriend Hikaru Sulu, who was probably the most stuck up man that Pavel had ever met. He was spoiled, rude and very self oriented. An egotistical asshole as Pavel had told someone once. Of course, Pavel stayed with Hikaru because for some reason Hikaru and Pavel seemed to have a small connection. It wasn’t a big one, but it was a connection nonetheless. They had met at a bar, both drunk off their minds. It’d been at least a year now and Pavel wasn’t happy with Hikaru, but he dealt with it. It’s what his parents wanted. Pavel with someone at least who was rich and decent. They weren’t happy with him being gay, but at least their son was dating a rich boy.
Today, Pavel was hoping to deter Hikaru by rejecting his offer of sex for what seemed like the hundredth time. Pavel was still a virgin and wasn’t going to lose his virginity to some asshole like Hikaru.
Sumarry: Something changes, between the two of them. Something neither of them like.
Warnings: Sad, very sad. Modern Day!AU
What if Pavel and Bones went down to explore a planet but their shuttle crash landed and they wake up in the planet’s hospital with no idea who they are.
They find their names on the items they crashed with and they end up bonding. When they get discharged they get a place together for ease and get jobs (maybe Bones instinctively knows medicine and Pavel can do engine work without even thinking about it but they don’t know why they know this stuff) and fall for each other. Seeing as they have no idea where they came from or why, they get together and build life.
Which is when Kirk finally finds them and comes down to get them, all excited they’re not dead. But they don’t know him, don’t believe him, don’t want to leave their new home. They talk about it but aren’t sure if they want to risk not loving eachother anymore for their old memories.
Anon, you are the light of my life that is so great!
And then Bones blushes and Pavel giggles, and Spoco’s like, “if it is private you should not do it in the middle of Sickbay, Doctor.”